this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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