yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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