Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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