How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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