come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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