So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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