The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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