we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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