your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize