he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
There's even glitter on my cock...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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