This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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