Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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