its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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