Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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