Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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