What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
