Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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