He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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