Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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