can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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