We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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