He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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