i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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