just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
