I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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