He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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