so that wasnt chicken after all
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
