i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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