They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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