And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She announced her abortion via fbk
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
