No period for spring break; use this wisely.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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