i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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