I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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