Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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