She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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