I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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