it wasn't lemon gatorade
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I am naked and annoyed.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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