So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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