She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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