oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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