you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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