she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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