You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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