honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My underwear smells like fireworks.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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