he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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