My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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