Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
