Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i can't believe i had my finger in that
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
