She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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