Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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