Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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