Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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