so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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