hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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