The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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