i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Randomize
